This week, we’re going to try something new here at the Throckmorton. We’re going to get a bit real. (Real real, sir?) Real real. Our cases are timid stories of love, loss, and animal rape, but not this one. Join us as we delve deep into the wide world of medical case reports that discuss penile strangulation.
Wait. What is penile strangulation, anyway? Simply put: You tried to pump your Chuck Liddell in and out of something and it got stuck. Hotted-up gents of all ages have awkwardly reported to the ER with their penises stuck in various things like wedding rings, metal plumbings, plastic bottlenecks, wrenches, and open ended lug-nuts.